Oompa Loompa Songs

Oompa Loompa 1:

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Doo!
I've got a perfect puzzle for you!
Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Dee!
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats!
What are you at getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it!

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Da
If you're not greedy, you will go far!
You will live in happiness too!
Like the Oompa Loompa Doom-Pa-Dee-Do!

Oompa Loompa 2:

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Do!
I've got another puzzle for you!
Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while!
It's stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong

Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does.

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Da
Given good manners, you will go far!
You will live in happiness too!
Like the Oompa Loompa Doom-Pa-Dee-Do!

Oompa Loompa 3:

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Do
I've got a perfect puzzle for you!
Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me!

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese Cat.
Blaming the kid is a lie and a shame!

You know exactly who's to blame!

The mother and the father!

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Da
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too!
Like the Oompa Loompa Doom-Pa-Dee-Do!

Oompa Loompa 4:

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Do
I've got another puzzle for you!
Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!

What do you get froma glut of T.V.?
A pain in the neck, and an I.Q. of three!
Why don't you try simply reading a book?

Or could you just not bear to look?

You'll get no...

You'll get no...

You'll get no...

You'll get no commercials!

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Da
Turn off the T.V. and you'll be a star!
You will live in happiness too!
Like the Oompa Loompa Doom-Pa-Dee-Do!

Oompa Loompa 5:

Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Do
I've got a final puzzle for you!
Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me!

There is a problem with lots of our youth!
Not ev'rybody likes telling the truth!
Telling the truth starts a beautiful buzz!
Isn't it nice when someone does?
It could be contagious!