Wednesday, March 2, 2011

I Eat More Lyrics

MRS. GLOOP:
Ve give him...
Fruit juice for breakfast
Plus melons und mangos
Und cereals, bananas, and cream!

AUGUSTUS:
Zen fried eggs mit bacon
Tomahtoes und mushrooms
Mit bread rolls und buns by ze ream!

BOTH:
Und coffee und toast
Spread mit butter und marmalahd
Sweetmeats und neat treats galore!

PHINEAS TROUT:
And what does Augustus do when breakfast is through?

AUGUSTUS:
I eat more!
I eat more!

MRS. GLOOP:
He has bratwurst for luncheon
The size of a truncheon
Mit pasta und foie grass und soup!
Zen lamb chops und suckling pig
Duckling und chicken
Ein banqvet befitting ein Gloop!

Ze luncheon begins sharp at twelve forty five
And it ends about quarter past four!

PHINEOUS TROUT:
And what does Augustus do when luncheon's through?

AUGUSTUS:
I eat more!
I eat more!

Between meals ze cook feeds me
All kinds of goodies
Like choc'lates und pudding und snacks!

MRS. GLOOP:
You must understand
Young Augustus is so highly strung
Eating helps him relax!

AUGUSTUS:
Mom has Vonka bars sent in sacks!

MRS. GLOOP:
I make certain zere's nuzzing he lacks!

PHINEOUS:
Then dinner...

COOKS:
Of course is his meal of ze day
Ven Augustus comes right off his diet
It's hamburgers, hot dogs
Und ten tons of french fries

AUGUSTUS:
Und if I vant more zey supply it!

COOKS:
Augustus keeps eating

AUGUSTUS:
Und eating

MRS. GLOOP:
Und eating!

COOKS:
Until he subsides to the floor...

PHINEOUS TROUT:
And when he's finally back on his feet
Can the kid even get through the door?

COOKS:
Nein!

MRS. GLOOP:
Und zat's vy Augustus
Has lived in ze dining room
Right from ze day he vas four!

PHINEOUS TROUT:
So what does the poor little lad do all night
To prevent life becoming a bore?

AUGUSTUS:
I eat more!
I eat more!
I eat more!
I eat more!
I eat more!

COOKS:
More!

AUGUSTUS:
More!

COOKS:
More!

AUGUSTUS:
More!

MRS. GLOOP/GROUP 1: PHINEOUS/GROUP 2:
He eats more! More!
He eats more! More!
He eats more! More! More! More! More! More! More!

AUGUSTUS:
I eat more!

3 comments:

  1. i love this song. our musical is next week and my 2 very best friends sing this song :)

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  2. Very helpful. I have to perform this musical in a couple of months but our rehearsal app is broken and will not show lyrics

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  3. I eat more, I'm doing ze Willy Wonka Jr and I'm ze Augustus :)

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